Wednesday, February 25, 2009

No More Monkey Business

If you're worried your elected officials aren't doing their job, rest easy; I have good news for you.

Have you been watching congress and the house lately and wondering if they're doing what we sent them to D.C. to do? I heard today they voted on and passed the Captive Primate Protection Act. Yes, you read that correctly; while our society, way of life and economy is falling down around our ears, our elected officials had the opportunity to pass a bill making it illegal to own a monkey.

Uh, seriously, what the FUCK?

Is this a big problem where you live? I know it's not a serious issue in my neighborhood. I'm sure all the people I know in Caldwell, Idaho that own monkeys will be pissed but, wait, I don't know anyone, anywhere that owns a monkey. So, then I must ask; who the hell is this legislation for?

Our country looks to be on the verge of stateism, fascism or socialism (look up the definitions and take your pick) and these fucktards are passing legislation making it illegal to keep a monkey in a cage. Really? Nothing more important to focus your energy on, ladies and gentlemen? I find that hard to believe.

I guess on the bright side when it's time for reelection they can honestly tell you they did something .

But, what the fuck do I know?

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